a story of when someone tried to tell an "autism joke"

I hope no one is offended by this, but it really happened.

my mom went to work and a co-worker was waiting for her, who said, oh, I have an autism joke for you. so my mom says O-kaaay.

lady:   how many autistic kids does it take to change a light bulb?

mom:   i don't know, how many?

lady:   (points to the ceiling and then looks at my mom) hey lets go ride bikes!

mom:  (looks at lady for about 10 seconds) that's not autism, thats ADHD.

lady:   well, I told it how I heard it.

mom:  I'll tell YOU an autism joke.

mom:   how many autistic kids does it take to change a light bulb?

lady:   (dumbstruck, stares at my mom)

mom:   (mimes removing a light bulb and putting it in a table, then lays her head on the table, squints one eye and begins to move her fingers as if she is spinning the light bulb) Oooooh, it spins!!!

I swear I almost peed my pants I laughed so hard, because that is exactly what my son would do. :)

33 months ago
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  • leo

    well its not that i am adhd its just......hey look a bunny rabbit!!!



    i heard that one from my friend rocki

    27 months ago

  • mary

    Nice To Meet You,



    How are you today?, My name is Mary Hight 5.7, just at the end, I saw
    your profile today at ( www.weareautism.org and after going true that I
    was moved by the quality that I found in your profile, that makes me
    become interested in knowing what you most. but I wish you would not
    this distance, no matter the age or dose of color, but that it maters
    love and understanding and be honest with each other. I like you to
    contact me my real mailing address so I will give you my picture and
    tell you more about me (mary_madhib@yahoo.co.uk) I have something
    important to say you.Good hear from you,

    (mary_madhib@yahoo.co.uk)

    His love dream.



    Mary

    18 months ago

  • Mandy

    Well done!

    17 months ago

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